has anyone ever told you that your pathetic shrimp dick

Has anyone ever told you that your pathetic shrimp dick looks like something that belongs on a Seafood Buffet? LOL - It's probably just because they were being polite and didn't want to hurt your feelings. Rest assured, I tell it like it is and I've brought my chopsticks too. Don't worry tho, I'm not about to feast on your micro penis, although it does remind me of a tasty bottom feeding delicacy. No - I lost my appetite laughing so hard at the ridiculousness between your legs. I wouldn't touch your loser dick with a 10 foot pole & compared to your humiliated small penis, these chopsticks are 20 feet long! Now that I've crushed your meagre masculinity, I'm just going to put you out of your misery and Cru.sh your useless junk between my Goddess Tits. It'll be better for everyone this way.